Theresa. girl. 16. reader. student. lazy perfectionist. occasionally funny. vaguely ambitious. extremely sarcastic. My interests pique Greek Mythology, French revolutionary barricade boys, marvel and books and movies in general.
"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story
do people really still say me gusta
im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.
In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.
Tribute “How to train your Dragon” - What if Hiccup and Toothless had met earlier ?
tru friends ignore each other’s acne
None of that’s your fault, Steve.
#god his look of realization in the third gif#that he should’ve gone looking for him#he should’ve gone looking for bucky#even just to bury a body#goooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd (via buckyoubucky)