Theresa. girl. 16. reader. student. lazy perfectionist. occasionally funny. vaguely ambitious. extremely sarcastic. My interests pique Greek Mythology, French revolutionary barricade boys, marvel and books and movies in general.

 

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story


andrewbreitel:

potayto:

do people really still say me gusta

what

im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does


memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what


apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.


ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.


tako-dna:

Tribute “How to train your Dragon” - What if Hiccup and Toothless had met earlier ?


asianfetus:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne


romanxff:

theheirsofdurin:

None of that’s your fault, Steve.

 (via buckyoubucky)


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